Thursday, December 18, 2008

WTF?

WTF...am I supposed to do tonight? I'm done working, I'm done with my schoolwork for the semester (head.hurts), and I'm in BFE, Texas. Well, it's got a mall and a movie theatre. Perhaps I should shop or see a movie tonight?

WTF...are a bunch of police officers doing sitting in Starbucks this morning, asking eachother things like, "What is offal?" I knew, but didn't tell them. I was more curious about what they are reading that would cause them to ask this.

WTF...How do you loose a bag in Atlanta when you don't change planes. I mean, I get how it could happen, but what are the chances?! It wasn't mine, but my bosses.

WTF...there's a Waffle House a block away yet there is free breakfast here at the hotel. When I'm at a hotel that DOESN'T have free breakfast, there's never a Waffle House. *pout* I can't justify waking up earlier to go to the Waffle House & paying, so I'll suffer. *dramatic pose*

WTF...Suzuki still makes cars?

5 comments:

Breezy said...

Hope you're not flying home today. Cause that would be bad. Major storm.

Swami said...

WTF1 - BFE, Texas? This is Bum Fuck East?

WTF2 - I thought cops dealt in offal enough to know what it was. I hope they don't think it's a new kind of donut.

WTF3 - Good thing it wasn't yours.

WTF4 - Waffles make a nice hot lunch ya know.

WTF5 - I like saying Suzuki. It makes me laugh. Suzuki. Suzuki. Suzuki.

Anonymous said...

If I were in Texas, I'd be searching for Coach Eric Taylor. Or a Riggins brother.

Offal? Maybe they meant "awful."

Waffle House? I could probably do it in Texas, but I don't know. I think I could do it over a hotel breakfast.

Bravie said...

I would pass up any free breakfast for a waffle house. Waffle houses are my favorites.

Anonymous said...

I think Kim should have made us waffles when we visited her.