"I" Meme

I AM: average.

I WANT: more money.

I WISH: I had a flat stomach & abs.

I HATE: pickles.

I MISS: the occassional weekend alone.

I FEAR: my career future.

I HEAR: the ventilation system above my desk.

I WONDER: what I'll do when my boss retires.

I REGRET: not finishing my bachelor's sooner.

I AM NOT: motivated to do my work.

I DANCE: poorly.

I SING: only with the radio turned up loudly.

I CRY: when I'm really angry.

I AM NOT ALWAYS: eating cheese, contrary to what you might expect.

I MAKE WITH MY HANDS: some decent food.

I WRITE: better than what reflects on here.

I CONFUSE: my cats as they try to follow me around they house. My constant directional changes stress them.