Since it's a cheesy topic, you get a cheesy cheese. Now serving Kraft American Cheese Slices! There's bread & some butter over there if you'd like to make yourself a grilled cheese sandwich.
Do you read your horoscope? I usually don't, but today a new Onion came out & that means fun horoscope time! http://mobile.theonion.com/content/node/44697
Aries March 21 - April 19
You will start to suspect your husband of once again taking you to the circus instead of the ballet next week, when "The Sabre Dance," a movement usually found in the final act of Aram Khachaturian's Gayane, is played not only at the start of the show, but repeatedly throughout.
Also, a bonus Canadian focus!
Thursday, January 26, 2006
Conservatives Rule Canada
Stephen Harper and his Conservative Party ousted Liberal Party incumbent Paul Martin in general elections. What do you think?
Jesse Robins, Forge Operator
"If the Republicans win in '08, I guess I'll be moving to Mexico."
Roger Gastineau, Helicopter Technician
"As a Montrealer, I hope that our new prime minister relaxes the harsh mandatory English-French bilingualism requirements. En tant que Canadien, j'espère que notre nouveau premier ministre détend les conditions anglo-français obligatoires de bilinguisme."
Lauren Hale, Blogger
"Once again, those losers in Canada are years behind us. Hey, assholes, Ugg boots are out, just so you know."
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13 comments:
I never read my horoscope. Here's what the onion has for Leo:
Leo July 23 - August 22
Your career as a wacky morning DJ takes a hit next week when the National Water Conservation Association personally asks you to reduce the number of times a day you use the toilet-flushing sound effect.
*giggle*
LOL at the comment about Ugg boots. I really dislike those things. Actually, what I really dislike are the peeps in Hollywood wearing them in the summer. Not a good look.
Oh, I forgot ...
*rushes to grab lots of cheese for a yummy grilled cheese sammich*
Scorpio October 24 - November 21
You can't remember how you first got in trouble with the Japanese Mafia, but constantly mistaking them for the Chinese Mafia sure hasn't helped matters.
What makes this hysterical to me is that my best friend, Kimmy, is half Japanese and half Italian. But I always call her "Chinaman" LMAO
Glad someone else found the Ugg boot thing funny. I despise them. *waves at nookie twin*
*snort*
Gemini May 21 - June 21
They say pitying the homeless is just as bad, if not worse, than ignoring them—still no word on throwing food at them while laughing derisively.
Takes all the Kraft singles & bread & butter so the homeless can't get any.
*evil laugh*
*throws her half eaten grilled cheese at the homeless peeps*
*derisive laugh*
I guess we have word.
*beats up homeless guy to steal snadwich*
*feeds sandwich to birds while laughing*
I like the word snadwich, bob.
Pisces February 19 - March 20
The people at the local animal shelter wouldn't think so highly of you if they knew about your
taxidermy hobby.
I usually don't read my whore-a-scope because I feel they are just plain stewpid.
Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
A harrowing struggle in which a masked assailant tries to suffocate you with a pillow turns out to be only a dream, or so you'll believe until the terrifying discovery of the pillow in your bed.
*removes all pillows from bed*
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