And I didn't write one of them down. Let's have a nacho bar open for lunch today. Don't forget to add extra cheese!
Dear Momma,
Please explain why Texans serve thin sliced onions with platters of bbq meats & such.
Dear flyers,
If you sit in the middle seat, could you please refrain from reading the newspaper or other very large publications?
Dear husband,
Why didn't you bother yourself to pick up cat litter and clean out the cat's water dish like I'd said needed to be done while I was gone?
Dear Christmas,
Could you please come a week later this year?
Dear lunch,
Could you please come up to my office? I'm feeling lazy.
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Dear Lunch,
When you are finished with Kim, could you please come to my office?
Mine too!
Dear Kim,
Did you know that a Lush store is open in the Macy's down the street from where I work?
Yes, DF! They told me that when I was shopping in SF! When my supplies need refreshing, I'll be bugging you to join me and making a day out of it!
Dear Kim,
I'm glad you're back.
The Blogisphere
I think the onions qualify as a "salad" for Texans.
Poor middle-seaters! Sitting in the middle seat between two strangers sucks!
LOL@ the litter box.
Christmas IS coming a week later this year since Thanksgiving was so early!
Lunch for me is Quizno's with my guy friends.
*gasp* Cheater!!!!! you damn cheater!!!!! I can't believe you are going to cheat on me. *huff*
Dear Kim,
It is because onions go very well with bbq. Did you try it?
And is Chris in trouble? Cause if he is, I want to laugh at him.
Bravie, you'll always be my #1 Lush.
MTW, you win super bonus points.
Momma, I couldn't be too mad since I only got to talk to him for about 30 minutes last night before it was bedtime and we won't see eachother again until tomorrow night. Sigh. And your onions are still weird.
We'll think of you Bravie.
My receptionist went there last night for the grand opening. They gave away samples, and had a DJ playing songs. Wish I could have gone, but I had not 1 minute extra, nor will I have for the next 3 days.
Hey, another update, we are supposed to get 3-7 inches of snow on Sat. Remember Sat? My shopping day? Add more fun to it... *sigh*
Why don't you get to see each other until tomorrow? I thought you were back in WI.
I'm confused.
Dear Lunch,
Please come visit me too. I am hungry and miss you.
Aislinn
Dear Kim,
Are the onions red or yellow? Because that would make all the difference.
Was he supposed to pick up cat litter at the store? Or off the floor? Because that would make a difference in how I felt about it.
Middle seats should have never been invented.
Dear Cat Litter Box,
Please move yourself into the living room. That way, I won't have to worry about whether the cat is inside or not. Please replicate yourself and put the replica in the laundry room so that when I lock the cat in the laundry room for the night, he won't crap on the floor like he did last night.
Dear Bloggy Friends,
Thank you for teaching me about Bare Minerals. DD wants some for Christmas and I actually know what she's talking about (much to her surprise), despite not ever wanting to actually learn anything about makeup.
Dear GreenBay fans,
I'm not thrilled with the first 5 minutes of the game. Please fix it.
Dear Kimmy,
I love you. *grin*
Dear Swami,
The onions appeared to be white, but may have just been yellow onions that were feeling faint.
Also, I was speaking of the litter he did not purchase at the store.
Much Love,
Your southeastern neighbor
Dear Momma,
Bite me.
Love,
Me
Dear Weltek:
*smooch*
Love, Boo
*rests head on Boo's shoulder* I need me some love today after last nights downer of a game. :-(
Dear Momma & Kim,
Well, it was sort of a good game, from a pure football perspective. Although not from a Packer fan or Brett Fan perspective.
We had a glimpse of the sad future. The one without Brett as our qb. Guess it wasn't too bad. Aaron needs a haircut and style though, in a bad way.
Dear Kim,
*chomp*
Love, Momma
Dear Middle East,
please change your name so I don't accidentally read 'middle seat' that way, and then wonder if Kim has lost her mind.
Thanks!
MM <--dyslexic?
Well, Swami did say we should just get rid of it. Sometimes I feel that way about the Middle East. *snort*
Dear Dragonflies,
Yes, please send a hairdresser to Aaron's house. My friends met him at his first Packer's pre-season game and got his autograph. Said "he's really nice, but has bad hair."
Love,
Your fellow cheesehead
P.S. I have to drive to Minocqua tonight to visit MIL. I wish the snow was coming today so I could cancel. <---yes, I did just say that.
You have to go visit the MIL? Alone? Eeeeek!
*prays for snow in WI*
Chris and Jay are already up there. SIL & I are heading up tonight.
So that's how you spell Minocqua. I think I've been there but I don't remember anything about it. What is there to do in Minocqua? Besides the MIL.
Wait. That came out wrong.
ooooh. Lucky you. How long do you have to stay and visit?
Momma-it worked! Chris called and told me not to come due to the storm. I was almost to my SIL's to pick her up, so I just stayed there for the night. We drank wine and ate artichoke dip and shrimp cocktail.
Swami-Minocqua is a cute little town. Lots of lakes and winter sporting stuff to do. It has a bunch of cute shops. Nothing to go out of your way for, but it's a nice resort town.
Yay!!!!
I'll add this to my bill. *grin*
Dear Mother Nature...
Please keep snowing on Kim and stop snowing on me.
Love,
lights
snowman murderer
by the way - they are white onions.
and you need to update already.
*grin*
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