Here's your toothpick. Help youselves to cubes of medium cheddar.
Never come to me for information/advice on:
-Clothing stores. I'm usually in a complete rut when it comes to clothes shopping.
-Foregin Travel. I've only been on the Canadian side of the Falls and to some Carribean islands
-Guacamole. Not a big avacado fan. I'm ok if they are small & diced, but don't puree them for me.
-Animal care. Our cats rarely go to the vet. I don't know anything about other animals, other than what I hear about dogs from my BIL.
-Techie stuff. I have a Palm, but don't use 90% of the features. I have a laptop for typing documents, web surfing and loading digital photos from my easy digital camera. I have a memory stick which I don't use that often. Nice when I do need it, though.
-Budgets. I find them incredibly boring and they never work out completely anyway.
-Historical dates. I remembered them for my history tests (I was always an A student), then immediately forgot them. The World Wars are about the only ones I can tell you.
-New music. I used to be so musically hip. I was big into alternative bands of the 90s. Huge cd collection. Now? I buy what I know, or what I've heard on the radio & liked.
What shouldn't I ask YOU about?
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Never ask me for hair care or make-up tips. :-)
New fashions - I absolutely detest some of the new "fashions" in the stores.
Taxes - I know enough to do my own and even then it's dangerous.
Cooking - I am by no means a gourmet chef. I can read a recipe and occasionally make up something that is good, but other than that...
Starbucks - I've never stepped foot inside one of those places.
But, nookie, I think you've spent more time in the salon in the last year than many of us! Ever since your class reunion you've been a hair & makeup talking ho.
DAMN! My cover is blown.
Note to self: When in Texas, better to meet momma at a bar than coffee shop. She'll be the one in plaid tight-rolled pants, hamburger helper stains on her shirt, and the IRS stalking her.
Actually I prefer to answer questions on things I know nothing about. I find it's easier if there are no silly facts getting in the way.
Heh. And I just went to my new hairdresser Al last night for a color touch up.
He DOES have a combover *ACK*
See, I go to the professionals because I have no clue what I'm doing. I have since discovered that most of them have no clue either LOL.
His hairdresser's license should be revolked, Nookie.
Yeah, isn't that like when people can't renew their driver's license when their vision goes bad?
He is a nice man though LOL.
Those were all the things I had questions about. *sigh*
Never ask me about matching outfits. I am unaware of pattern and color coordination.
But can we ask you about prairie skirts?
Childern. Don't have it yet and don't know anything about it.
I really want some though.
I want some too. But not the kids. Just the some.
I don't really know that math they have.
Oh and according to Coco I can't spell mesmurizing.
Don't ask me about alcohol. I know absolutely nothing about it.
I drink one the of most inexpensive sauvignon blancs, a few Carona beers in the summer time and I like fruity drinks. Just don't ask me how to make them.
Life.
I like your cheese theme.
Just pointing out Nookie spelled Corona wrong. Proving her point? I think so.
*saves extra cheese for Puffy*
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