Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Your choice...

Cojack and Pepperjack with crackers today.

You have a choice between the following services. Which would you choose? Go ahead and rank them if you'd like.

  • Interior decorator consultation for a day and $500 to spend on decorating.
  • Hair makeover, free of charge.
  • Clothing consultant for a day and $500 towards clothing.
  • Body waxing services, even the ones where you have to make return visits, free of charge.
  • 1 massage per month for a year
  • Nutrisystem-esque membership and food for a year (any of those kinds of services, not specifically nutrisystem)

I'm into surveying you, apparently.

30 comments:

Breezy said...

1. Clothing consultant and $500
2. Nutrisystem
3. Hair makeover
4. Interior decorator
5. Body waxing
6. Massages

Do I win?

kim (weltek) said...

When Clinton and Stacy show up, then you'll know if you won. Oh wait, you don't watch those shows. Tsk tsk.

Breezy said...

*pout*

Schnookie said...

1. Clothing consultation + $500. I could seriously use some help with this.

2. Interior Decorator consultation. $500 would not be enough money to change much.

3. Hair Makeover. I did that 2 years ago and I've been paying ever since LOL.

4. Nutrisystem. I'm sure I'd get bored with it.

5. Massages. I'm not into strangers touching my body.

6. Body waxing *ouchie*

kim (weltek) said...

*touches Nookie*

Schnookie said...

LMAO. I don't consider you a stranger LOL.

Bravie said...

The only ones I want are the Nutrisystem and the hair makeover.
Massage? No thank you. Like Nookie, I don't like strangers touching me.
Waxing? meh, I can do it myself. I'm a shaver not a waxer.
Michelle is my interior decorator.
The clothes thing? It would be lost on me as soon as the consulting was over.

momma said...

1. Clothing consultant for a day and $500 towards clothing - without a doubt

2. 1 massage per month for a year - sounds quite heavenly.

3. Interior decorator consultation for a day and $500 to spend on decorating. - while I'd love it, $500 wouldn't go very far at all.

4. Body waxing services, even the ones where you have to make return visits, free of charge. - I already get my eyebrows done...not sure how much more I'd be willing to undergo.

5. Nutrisystem-esque membership and food for a year - I don't need the diet, but I need the healthy side of it.

6. Hair makeover, free of charge - because I can get this any ol' time I want.

dragonflies said...

1. Clothing
2. Food
3. Hair makeover
4. Interior decorator
5. Body waxing
6. Massages.

If Breezy wins, so do I. I was gonna do Massages as #5, but my sister is a massage therapist, so I can get those anytime. Well, whenever I'm in Florida or she is in WI.

Jen said...

Fun!

1. Nutrisystem (Been thinking about it and I would be much more likely to do this if it were free.)

2. Clothes (I am always in desperate need of clothes. All of mine are gross and ugly and ill-fitting. I hate shopping, so I'd just make the consultant do it all for me. *grin*)

3. Body waxing (Man, I hate shaving.)

4. Interior decorator (This might be tied with the waxing. I'd love to decorate my apartment more, but I don't have the money for it.)

5. Hair makeover (I don't really care about my hair. A new style would be nice, but it's not a priority.)

6. Massage (joins all the other people who don't like strangers rubbing them down with oil.)

Debcapsfan said...

Definitely don't do Nutrisystem...it was the grossest thing I've ever done. No wonder you loose weight, the food is horrible. :) After I choked down the month of food I bought, they said they were revamping the food completely. It definitely needed it.
Mom and dad have had success with Jenny Craig and the food is pretty tasty though.

Anonymous said...

1. Massage. I would definitely use that every month. On the first of every month.

2. Interior Decorator.

3. Clothing Consultant.

4. Nutrisystem.

5. Hair Makeover - it's this low because I'm not ready to make a change yet.

6. Body Waxing. Ouch!

Jen said...

Oh yeah. That's right. I ruled out Nutrisystem because it icked me out that the food didn't need to be refrigerated or anything. Gross! Jenny Craig is the one I've been thinking of.

Zombs said...

Tie(me up)

1. Massages(especially if they come to my house)
1. Interior Decorator. Not so much for the decorating but for the decorations.

3. Clothing
4. Waxing
5. Hair
5. Nutrisystem.

Note though. I need all of these.

Zombs said...

Tie(me up)

1. Massages(especially if they come to my house)
1. Interior Decorator. Not so much for the decorating but for the decorations.

3. Clothing
4. Waxing
5. Hair
5. Nutrisystem.

Note though. I need all of these.

Schnookie said...

I'm amazed at how many peeps don't have body waxing as their last item. *ouchie*

kim (weltek) said...

Isn't this fascinating? I've learned so much about all of you in such short answers. Especially that Zombie is into bondage. :-)

Mine:
1. Nutrisystem
2. Clothing (I really just need the $500, I'm good with picking the stuff out if I have money)
3. Hair makeover
4. Interior decorator...agree that $500 isn't much, but I need help acessorizing
5. Massages
6. Body Waxing

I would like all of the above, though.

Anonymous said...

I might have to agree with you about just having the $500. I'm sure they would try to put me into something super uncomfortable.

Imagine all the cute little flip flops I could buy with $500.

Zombs said...

I would make 49ner flip flops.

*snacks on canned peas and doritos*

dragonflies said...

canned peas? ewww

Schnookie said...

I had a craving for canned peas a couple of weeks ago so I bought some. I heated them up though.

frodis said...

1. Clothing consultant and $500. I could spend that really, really fast, though.

2. Massages. Throw in a monthly pedicure/manicure and this might be #1.

3. Decorator. I have no decorating skills and therefore, my house is pretty bland.

4. Hair makeover.

5. Waxing.

6. Nutrisystem, although I did consider putting this first just so I would have to think about what to make for dinner every day for a year. I'd really like that. I'm in a huge dinner rut.

frodis said...

I meant . . .

wouldn't have to think.

Ack.

Breezy said...

Will one of you help me buy clothes then?

*looks pitifully at Boo and Kimmer*

kim (weltek) said...

Boo can be Stacy and I can be Clinton (since I'm taller, not because I'm more boyish)! Now we just need to find the $500. Maybe you can swipe Bravie's credit card on your trip.

lights said...

1. Interior decorator - because I have to decide on a colour for my kitchen and dining room very soon.

2. Clothing consultant - Can I just have the $500 and buy what I want?

3. Massages - I need one right now.

4. Body waxing

5. Hair makeover - I'm getting a haircut tomorrow and I'm quite content with the style I have now.

Nookie! You should have made creamed peas on toast! *grin*

arkie said...

1 massage per month for a year

Interior decorator consultation for a day and $500 to spend on decorating.

Nutrisystem-esque membership and food for a year (any of those kinds of services, not specifically nutrisystem)

Hair makeover, free of charge.

Body waxing services, even the ones where you have to make return visits, free of charge.

Clothing consultant for a day and $500 towards clothing.

Em B said...

I just must be weird, because The first thing I thought was 'If I would never ever have to shave the pits again, I would be in heaven.'
#2 nutrisystem or such
#3 massages (90 minutes please)
#4 decorator and $500
#5 clothes and wardrobe consultant
#6 hair makeover. I really like my hair right now.
-pinksparkleguitar

arkie said...

Em B - I would have put it higher on my list if it was laser hair removal instead. But waxing? Ouch!

Swami said...

1. Interior decorator, but I want Vern and about $5,000. Thank you.

2. Massage. I have no problems with strangers touching me. Okay - that sounds bad but I meant it in a positive way.

3. Hair makeover. I suck at picking new styles for myself.

4. Clothing consultant. I need new bras.

5. Nutrisystem, maybe their stuff would be okay for quick lunches.

666. Body waxing. Just stay the fuck away from me with that nasty wax stuff.