5:30 pm, Friday: I come home for a few minutes before I have to work at APT. All is fine.
8:30 pm, Friday: I leave work to meet my family at a restaurant. They are already done eating, so we just go have a beer.
10:15 pm, Friday: We return home. I'm in the kitchen & glance out the front window. It's dark, but there's something that catches my eye. It looks like a pig is sitting on my front porch. I look again. It's still there. I go onto the porch to investigate. Sure enough, this is sitting there:
??? WTF ???
Option 1: My father knows of my dislike of ugly lawn ornaments. He had to drive by my house on the way to the restaurant, while I was at work.
Option 2: Friends that don't necessarily know of my lawn ornament issue just thought it would be funny.
Option 3: The pig needed a home & it thought ours looked nice.
So what do I do with this pig?
20 comments:
Umm, obviously you send it out on tour, to all of the bloggers!
Seriously, that's pretty funny. I say you should leave it there, and learn to love it.
I say leave it there. Dress it for the seasons and buy it a John Deere hat. It's pretty damn funny.
Or, if your dad did it, it moves to your sisters porch one night. And from there your dads.
I say put it on random neighbors yards with a note that says "Are you my Mother?"
That delete is me. oops.
When you do that patio, build it a little house of straw.
I think the pig really needs a gnome.
*bad puns since I learned to talk*
MM stole my answer. I was going to suggest sending it around to bloggers. *grin*
*squeal* He's so cuteeeeeeeeeeee!
*snort* I like Momma's suggestion. I agree with her.
One question. Is that pig real?
Plop it on Nolay's mower.
That's really ugly. I don't like lawn ornaments either, so don't send it to me.
But funny if it's a joke. I like Momma's idea too.
I vote for Momma's idea too!
*snort*
*squeal*
LMAO! Definitely put the John Deer hat on it and put it in the mower *giggle*
That's the funniest looking pig. I'd keep it, unless it starts singing Hanson songs.
My baby!
LOL at Survey and Swami.
Hey, maybe the pig is what came out of Survey's freezer.
Creeepy.
It could become the new banana, but some vegetarians might be offended.
Is that the theme music from deliverance that I hear?
Squeal like a piggy.
I missed a big opportunity. There was an outdoor wedding reception this weekend at the motel next to us. I could've snuck in and put it on the gift table.
Sigh.
LOL.
I like Momma's idea and Carey's idea. Too bad about the wedding. Hey! Are you going to any graduation parties? You could give it as a gift and make up some elaborate success story related to the pig.
Bwahahahaha!
This made me smile. Thanks.
(FTR, I already have a sheep. No pigs need apply.)
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